Barefoot with Dappled Noses: for our christmas cards

You know you're a Mom when...

...while driving; flying objects are propelled from the rear of the vehicle slamming into the windshield and you don't so much as flinch.

...you see brown smudges on the wall and it can only be one of three things and as you retrieve the Lysol you pray very hard that it's mud or chocolate.

...you ask your kid to get a clean cup, and they go straight to the dishwasher.

...you feel accomplished if all the kids are fed, dressed and to school on time, even when you are still in your PJs, no bra, and barely brushed teeth.

Quotes of the Moment

Jackson: "Just so you're aware... the beans are kickin' in"

Rocky - to Savvy in the hotel at Disneyland
Rocky: "Come into the Closet of Doom"

Jackson: "How do you handcuff a one-armed man?"

Mom: "Rocky, you are one cool kid."
Rocky: "I know"

Rocky designing his "Mii" character on the Wii.
Rocky: "Mom check out my shadows"
Mom: "Shadows?" (pause) "You mean shades?"
Rocky: "Yeah. Check out my shades Mom."
Mom: "You're too cool Rock."
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The stomach flu hit our household the first week in Dec.- when it was Jackson's turn -- This lament was that morning in the bathroom inbetween barfs--
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE"
I did inform him that he was NOT going to die- in case you were wondering.

Savvy throwing a fit--
Mom: "Where did you get all this drama?"
Savvy: "Daddy"
Mom: "That's right"

I don't know why we always have these lunch conversations- but they're fabulous----

Rocky: "Mom, I did snack today!"
Mom: "You did? What did you have?"
Rocky: "Teeter toters"
Mom: "Teeter toters? You mean tater tots?"
Rocky: "Yeah teeter toters."

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Mom: "Rocky what did you have for lunch today at Miss Mindy's?"
Rocky: "Pasta and Meatballs."
Mom: "Anything else?"
Rocky: "Yeah, leaves."
Mom: "Leaves????" "You mean salad??"
Rocky: "Yeah, salad."

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